Hey Girl, It's Barack Obama

Hey girl,

Saw a kid holding her teddy bear and thought of you.  Need a sec.

Hey girl,

It’s pro-choice or no choice.

Hey girl, My feelings for you have sky-rocketed like Rupert Murdoch’s blood pressure when he heard the news that Obamacare is constitutional.

Hey girl,

I love listening to your mix tapes before big speeches.  Ani Difranco really speaks to me.

Hey girl,

I disagree completely with Dick Cheney.  John McCain made the right decision in picking Sarah Palin as his VP.

Hey girl,

Come on in!  The coast is clear.  No sharks or Republicans.

Hey girl,

You have a face that could make even the Queen of England smile from ear to ear.

Hey girl,

Excuse me for nodding off but Ron Paul just walked into the room.

Hey girl,

Contraception with no co-pay begins for many Americans begins today.  NBD.

Hey girl,

Now and then I think of all the times John’s screwed me over — letting the public believe George Bush’s debt was always something that I had done — but I don’t want to live that way, compromising to every word he says, he said his decisions aren’t beholden to Rove but then why are all of his party’s deceitful ads signed by his Super Pac Crossroads?

[Sung to the tune of Kimbra’s part of “Somebody That I Used to Know”]