heygirlitsbarackobama@gmail.comTumblr (3.0; @heygirlitsbarackobama)http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ucb7AAsP1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>If the guy who revealed how much body fat his body holds but only two years of his tax returns lied about how fast he ran a marathon, I can promise you he’s lying about caring about your family’s financial situation.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/30883515580http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/30883515580Tue, 04 Sep 2012 15:47:31 -0400hey girlobamaobama 2012barack obamabarackdemDNCDNC 2012paul ryanROMNEY RYANromney shamblespoliticshumorpolitical humorfunnymittmitt 2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mgw07Hvf1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Under Romney-Ryan, fertilized eggs and Walmarts are considered people but living, breathing, thinking people are given no consideration, no chance.  </p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29271138836http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29271138836Sun, 12 Aug 2012 12:51:14 -0400hey girlobamabarack obamapoliticspolitical humorPOTUSPOTUS 2012paul ryanmitt romneymitt 2012obama-bidenobama/bidenobama-biden 2012democratrepublicanGOPelectionelection 2012comedyhumormittmittensfeministfeminismprochoicepro-choiceabortion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ltu9ioX01rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Republicans think that the minority son of a middle class single mother had connections at Harvard Law making me the editor of the Law Review?  Save it.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29263219676http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29263219676Sun, 12 Aug 2012 09:56:01 -0400hey girlobama 2012harvardharvard lawharvard law reviewrepublicanrepublicansGOPmitt 2012humorpoliticspoliticalpolitical humorfunnyfunLOLmiddle classObama2012obama '12minorityfeminismfeminists for obamap2fem2POTUSPOTUS 12election 2012electionselections 2012decision<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lnlbFFNv1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Mitt picked Paul Ryan, Medicare Slayer.  Joe and I are going to shoot some hoops and then you and I are going dancing.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29200983216http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29200983216Sat, 11 Aug 2012 12:39:11 -0400hey girlobama 2012obamabarack obamaPOTUSpresident obamapresident barack obamapaul ryanmitt 2012politicshumorfunnypolitical humorelection 2012electionelectionsdecisiondecision 2012GOPdemsdemocratsrepublicansrepubdemjoe bidenvice presidentVPmittmitt romneyromney shambles<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8griebHqI1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Every time I pick up a pen to respond to a letter from a citizen, I end up writing your name plus mine in a heart with an arrow through it.  I just can’t get you off my mind.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29019720714http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/29019720714Wed, 08 Aug 2012 21:15:50 -0400hey girlobamabarackbarack obamabarack obama 2012obama 2012obama '12humorpoliticspoliticalhahaLOLLMAOpolitical humorPOTUSPOTUS 2012POTUS '12democratdemocratsrepublicandemsdemrepub<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8eqoxPj4n1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Is that the DOW in your pants or are you just happy to see me?</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28938684193http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28938684193Tue, 07 Aug 2012 19:02:57 -0400hey girlobamaobama 2012barack 2012barackbarack obamahumorfunnyloljokejokesDOWDOW jonesobama '12mitt 2012democratrepublicandemsrepubGOPdemocratic partyPOTUSelectionelection 2012elections<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8alklKt601rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>I told Eric to keep his slimy hands off of my girl’s right to reproductive autonomy and privacy.  Creep.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28835571670http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28835571670Mon, 06 Aug 2012 09:47:00 -0400obamahey girlbarackbarack obamafunnyhumorprochoiceabortionpro-choicefeministfeminismfem2eric cantorcantorreproductive choicereproductive rightsrepro rightsfamily planningobama 2012mitt 2012politicspoliticalobama '12POTUSPOTUS 2012electionelection '12choice<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8aktoscGP1rwgnc4o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>I’ll stick to burgers.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28772676794http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28772676794Sun, 05 Aug 2012 13:05:48 -0400hey girlobamaburgersbarackbarack obamabarack obama 2012barack obama '12obama '12politicsdemdemocratsdemocrathumorfunnyLOLpoliticallmaoLMFAOchikfilachik-fil-aLGBTLGBTQgay rightshomophobiaborn this wayequalityhate freehamburgerhamburgers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86x3qQg2z1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Oh, the dude who tied his dog to the roof of his car, who tied his dog to the roof of his car, who says he is unconcerned with the very poor when he has a car elevator and a dancing horse, who forcibly cut the hair of an LGBT youth in high school for jokes, and wants to overturn the healthcare program which he helped start, has a 30% likeability rate?  </p> <p>Well, gee, I am stumped.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28718391959http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28718391959Sat, 04 Aug 2012 17:00:00 -0400hey girlobamabarack obamaobama 2012barack obama 2012POTUSPOTUS 2012white houseromneymitt romneymitt 2012mittensLGBTLGBTQhealthcarefunnyhumorpoliticspoliticalpolitical humorobama '12car elevatorelectionelection 2012elections2012decision 2012GOTVvoteromney 2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86ubdQnlj1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>When Sean Hannity asks me to describe myself in a few words, let it be these: American, feminist, your man.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28697657081http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28697657081Sat, 04 Aug 2012 09:57:06 -0400hey girlobamabarackbarack obamaPOTUSpresidentpresident obamapresident barack obamafunnyhumorseansean hannityfox newsfoxpolitical humorpoliticalfeministfeminismfeminists for obamafeministschoicepro-choiceprochoiceamericaUSAunited states<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85tmlyGz61rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Saw a kid holding her teddy bear and thought of you.  Need a sec.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28653681921http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28653681921Fri, 03 Aug 2012 17:58:15 -0400hey girlobamabarackbarack obamaobama 2012feminismfeministfeminists for obamafunnyhumorpoliticspoliticalelectionelection 2012democratdemocratsrepublicanrepublicansdemsdemrepubobama '12LOLlaughlaughterpresidentPOTUSamericaUSA<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85svf6dAg1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>It’s pro-choice or no choice.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28639061614http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28639061614Fri, 03 Aug 2012 13:56:35 -0400hey girlprochoicechoiceabortionobamaobama 2012barackbarack obamabarack obama 20122012electionpoliticspoliticalhumorobama '12feminismfeministfeminists for obamapro-choicepro choiceabortion rightsright to choose<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m843k1Cbp31rwgnc4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl, My feelings for you have sky-rocketed like Rupert Murdoch’s blood pressure when he heard the news that Obamacare is constitutional. </p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28627690256http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28627690256Fri, 03 Aug 2012 09:46:37 -0400obamaobama 2012barackbarack obamabarack obama 2012barack obama '12president obamaobamacareacaaffordable care acthealthcarehealthcare reformuniversal healthcarehey girlhumorfunnypoliticselectionelection 2012electionsdemocratdemocratsrepublicanrepublicans<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82b0lM6W31rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>I love listening to your mix tapes before big speeches.  Ani Difranco really speaks to me.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28590320765http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28590320765Thu, 02 Aug 2012 19:56:40 -0400feminismfeministobamafeminists for obamaobama 2012barackbarack obamahey girlbarack obama 20122012electionpoliticspolitical humorhumorfunnyfunhahalolobama '12barack 2012<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m826e9m0UU1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>I disagree completely with Dick Cheney.  John McCain made the right decision in picking Sarah Palin as his VP.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28578017946http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28578017946Thu, 02 Aug 2012 16:57:51 -0400hey girlobamabarackbarack obamabarack obama 2012obama 2012electionpoliticshumorjokejokesfunnyfunsarah palincheneymccaingoppresidentpresident obama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82am9CusP1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Come on in!  The coast is clear.  No sharks or Republicans.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28563430859http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28563430859Thu, 02 Aug 2012 12:55:48 -0400hey girlobamarepublicandemocratdemocratsbarackbarack obamabarack obama 2012obama 2012funnyhumorpoliticspoliticalelectionelection 2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82611vjcO1rwgnc4o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>You have a face that could make even the Queen of England smile from ear to ear.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28555586473http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28555586473Thu, 02 Aug 2012 09:57:24 -0400hey girlfunnyhumorpoliticalobamabarack obamapresident obamapresidentelectionelection 2012vote obamavotebarackbarack obama 2012obama 2012obama 12obama '12<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82771vTrp1rwgnc4o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Excuse me for nodding off but Ron Paul just walked into the room.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28517848449http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28517848449Wed, 01 Aug 2012 20:00:34 -0400hey girlpoliticsobamabarack obamaobama 2012obama 12obama '12barack obama 2012humorfunnypresident obama<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m82435cONB1rwgnc4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Contraception with no co-pay begins for many Americans begins today.  NBD.</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28501835415http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28501835415Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:55:53 -0400hey girlfunnyhumorfeminismcontraceptionobamabarack obamaobama 2012feminists for obamafeministselectionelectionselections 2012obama '12obama 12barack obama 2012<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m823acyZUv1rwgnc4o1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey girl,</p> <p>Now and then I think of all the times John’s screwed me over — letting the public believe George Bush’s debt was always something that I had done — but I don’t want to live that way, compromising to every word he says, he said his decisions aren’t beholden to Rove but then why are all of his party’s deceitful ads signed by his Super Pac Crossroads?</p> <p>[Sung to the tune of Kimbra’s part of “Somebody That I Used to Know”]</p>http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28491253677http://heygirlitsbarackobama.tumblr.com/post/28491253677Wed, 01 Aug 2012 12:56:37 -0400hey girlobamaobama 2012obama12obama '12barackbarack obamahumorfunnypoliticssomebody that i used to knowgotyeGOPboehnerdebtbushgeorge bushbarack obama 2012